Eight points from five under De Zerbi, still not safe, and still somehow waiting for the concept of a Tottenham penalty to become real again.

The CADS crew gather after the Leeds draw to talk through a game Spurs probably should have won, a lovely Mathys Tel goal, a very expensive Mathys Tel lesson, Maddison’s return, Kinsky keeping us alive, Richarlison emptying the tank again, and yet another VAR-shaped kick in the teeth.

Oz is still adamant we’re staying up. Stu and A are preparing emotionally for the Championship. Everyone else is somewhere between “Roberto’s got this” and “game over, man”.

Come on you Spurs.