As atomic scientists announce that we’re only 2 minutes from midnight, Mike is dealing with his own doomsday clock — he’s only 8 days from the end of his prime. The good news is that he’ll be entering his GOLDEN PRIME, but the bad news is that he’ll be saying goodbye to the podcast. Topics of discussion include sharks, the Super Bowl, artists who make fans lock up their phones, and people who talk at the movies. All in all, this is the BEST 74TH EPISODE OF A PODCAST EVER.

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