Making a cocktail is not about thirst, it is about that certain “joie de vivre” that livens up party across the universe. You know what we mean, that certain “Chacun voit midi à sa porte.” Sure, anyone can make a cocktail, take 1 part tail and two parts [redacted]. But how do you make a perfect cocktail? We will teach you how to make a cocktail so perfect, that the jioes des virvers appears out of thin air and asks to partake in your wonderful alcohol creation.

So grab your cocktail shaker and fire up your reading devices, it is time to learn how to make the perfect cocktail. Soon, you too will be understanding that certain “Mieux vaut prévenir que guérir.”