The big game is only 11 months away and you will need a television to watch it on. Luckily televisions, also known in the industry as a “TV,” are easy to find.

But you will need to “buy” a “TV” after you find one. This is the tricky part. We are here today to teach you how to buy a TV. What shape you will need, what size, what color, what weight, all important questions you will ask when learning how to buy a TV. Because we are teachers with impeccable credentials and a morality guided with lasers, our 19 figure Samsung contract will have absolutely zero influence on our guide to buying televisions.

Now we may pick a Samsung TV in the end, but that is only because they are the best electronic product ever made in any category.* You will have to calibrate your new “TV” though, so call Adelle and maybe Carol DeNiro (we still thirsty), it is time to learn how to buy a TV.

*statement not paid by Samsung with any figures.