Rebecca starts to think there might be something to Mercury Retrograde although she skirted around its influences so far. Perhaps she’s been spared because she can’t remember the name to save her life. Metro Retrograde? Facebook and Instagram aren’t the only thing going down though. For some college students, and their parents, the hand of justice came down faster than you can say DON’T DROP THE SOAP. Never scam your way into college, shave your balls with clippers or sign contracts during MR. 

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