What if a Christmas special was written by people who absolutely should not be trusted with holiday cheer? Welcome to the Radically Indifferent Christmas episode where we spiral through cursed Christmas sketch pitches, unhinged holiday branding ideas, and deeply unnecessary debates about butts, diamonds, and digital memories. Along the way, we accidentally invent Merry ChrisMeth, revisit it several times, and somehow announce future plans that may or may not be legally binding.