Anyone else fantasize about getting head from Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada while Meryl Streep coldly looks on and critiques her technique? Just me? Okay, cool. Then I didn't say that thing I just said.

I watched Sunday's Golden Globes. (Not because I'm gay, but because I live with my mom. Please, get it right. I have a reputation to uphold!) The highlight of it was undoubtedly Meryl Streep, during her acceptance for the Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award, calling out Donald Trump for being a piece of crap and waiting for the Petulant Orange One's inevitable Twitter reply to follow. It didn't disappoint. Hear all about that, what we did with our New Year's Eves and, for the ladies, a segment I like to call "Would You Bang A Handsome Little Person?" on the latest Papa's Basement.