Used glitter once for a craft about God's glory. Worst decision of my life. Still finding sparkles three months later in places glitter should never exist, including my sandwich last week.

Never. Again.

Today we're talking about activities that actually teach Bible stuff without requiring hazmat cleanup afterward - from memory verse body movements to drawing with eyes closed to why walking around while talking somehow makes kids smarter. Plus the truth about why simple beats elaborate every single time.

If you're tired of craft disasters and ready for activities that work without destroying your classroom, this one's for you. Fair warning: kids will still look ridiculous doing memory verse dances, but they'll actually remember the verses.

For Sunday school teachers, children's ministry leaders, and anyone who's discovered that glitter is basically Satan's confetti.

Check out KidsMinistry.Blog for more ideas, tips, and resources to help your Children's Ministry thrive!