In this episode, we’re breaking down and rating the Met Gala 2026 looks — from the outfits we absolutely loved to the ones that left us confused, concerned, or personally offended.

We give our completely unqualified opinions on the best dressed, the most questionable fashion choices, and the looks we’ll probably still be thinking about next week. As expected, the judging is harsh, the opinions are strong, and the fashion commentary is very serious to us.

Tune in for hot takes, dramatic reactions, and our attempt at becoming temporary fashion critics.