Okay, maybe not everyone mouth riffs... but everybody air drums. Admit it. You love it. Even if, like us, you lack all the coordination required to play any legitimate drum beat; let alone the utterly mind-blowing stuff metal offers up. Seriously, how the fuck do those guys do that shit!

Anyway... behold! Top 5 songs that instantly make you start air drumming!

Jared also shared something that has apparently been around since 2012 - how had I not seen this, and why isn't anyone using flame sax at their shows????? Terry Crews muscle drums http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uhQ1NdrgC8

And we spin "Endlessly" by Nothing and "Fumo Passivo" by Cripple Bastards