Batsh*t Bernie…Nerdy Pete…Pochantas… Whatever Trump calls 'em, in about a year, NY takes center stage in the 2020 primary. Are we ready to win or ready for 2016 2.0? Plus, Jose Serrano retires. Is AOC MIA? Queens looks for a DA. Byford looks for $40 billion with cops on buses—'cause that'll totally work. Legislators pull an all-nighter and bans plastic bags while they're at it. Cuomo pulls in $25K-a-plate at secret fundraiser—luckily his budget director was there to count ALL THAT COIN.