M+G Readings - Retired

The new channel: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Fu0sa6lhCSZdEmQUsrrsG?si=f647d101a10843fd

Take a shot everytime I say "unfortunately"

Update Feb 2026 :

I'm two weeks late to the news, in truth I've been processing it since and grieving fictional characters. In short I'm absolutely gutted to find out about Lionheart and GT. This came right off my decision to end another project too.🧍‍♀️

Whatever the case I hope GT is okay and wish them well in whatever they do.

This podfic will remain as a tribute to the fic, although I will happily remove it if the author reaches out.

But to be honest, I'm not sure what to do with myself going forward. I still adore podficcing, but I feel lost right now, like I've lost a limb or something.

When they initially announced they were taking it down to rewrite it, I admittedly felt stuck between a rock and a hard place, thinking people were going to expect me to re record the whole thing from scratch, so I waited it out thinking I'll see how much is being rewritten before deciding what to do. And then I find out on Reddit of all places that the entire account is gone.

My heart hurts for the author, all those words, the versions of those characters were truly something special, all that time spent meticulously planning that living and breathing world, just gone in a thanos snap. I've been in a similar mindset in my old fandom and it is a very difficult decision to make and is not taken lightly at all. I just hope they found peace with it and aren't agonising over it too much. Stories come and go, they always have and always will, and it is shame Lionheart won't be told until the end anymore, but it is still treasured by so many people, including myself.

And I thank Greenteacup for the opportunity to bring it to life, and the insurmountable passion they shared with the fandom.

Delulu of me to say because how final everything feels, but if they ever do return, I will not hesitate to pick this back up where we left off. Love you GT, look after yourself and your brilliant brain x

You can download the podfic here: https://archive.org/details/lhch-2-updated-25mp-3

A massive thanks to meemstoanend for sparing a Scottish accent for Cho cuz I suck 🙏

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted.

Cheers for understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment.

gallbladder time, be back soon as I can x

Me @ Hermione "YES QUEEN, GO OFF" 👏👏👏

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. If you're wondering why voices are weaker or have changed, I physically am unable to do them right now as I've got gallstones and the bile reflux is impeding my ability to use certain breathing techniques. It sucks tremendously but I do not want to rest until the op, it's weeks away and I'm bored as hell and itching to create.

Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment.

If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

Yeah, THAT particular moment absolutely creased me on my first read, there was no way I was able to deliver that with a straight face. 🤣

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. If you're wondering why voices are weaker or have changed, I physically am unable to do them right now as I've got gallstones and the bile reflux is impeding my ability to use certain breathing techniques. It sucks tremendously but I do not want to rest until the op, it's weeks away and I'm bored as hell and itching to create.

Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment.

If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

"Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to?"🎵 I suppose not, no. Enjoy! I wasn't expecting to get this done so quickly but here we are. Before I'm yelled at for pushing it out so soon, this is actually a Frankenstein of an earlier attempt and re-recorded dialogue, so wasn't too much work. Cheers, past Gem.

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment.

If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

Love you all ❤ I'll upload when I can for now. (Part 2 coming in a few days)

Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur! And myself for the confidence of even attempting Mad Eye.

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment.

If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

It's nothing bad I promise!

Rated E because of my swears 🤣

Disclaimer; I was not well at all recording this but it was part of the Dramione Summer Vacation Collab Collection 2025, and I'm stubborn as an ox. Please excuse the deathbed rasp.

This fic was written by allofthelights11, whom I've had the pleasure of working with previously for Look At Me. The beautiful cover art was drawn by papercranesandapples who is an amazingly talented fanartist. Thank you to the both of them for being so patient with me.

Link to the original fic so you can leave allofthekudos and 11 kisses to lights.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67856431

I came across this fic randomly and it made me snort juice up my nose and ruined my keyboard, hope you enjoy! I'm still ill and will be for a long time so hope my performance isn't too jarring but I don't want to stop recording, it's literally all I'm able to do while I wait for surgery. Summary:

Sirius said to Harry in the fifth book that Voldemort doesn't march up people's houses and bang on their doors. Well that's because he doesn't have to. His faithful followers will do it for him. Complete insanity. Mild Draco/Hermione towards the end.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16560536

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

🤗 "And if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment the podficcers heart breaks in half!" Thanks so much for listening and remember, I'm just the messenger 😘 go yell your appreciation at the author on AO3!

I'll see you for the next podfic! (which will be a HEA!)

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤