A bombshell falls this week as Jim reveals a huge secret... HE'S NO ORPHAN! Well, technically he's not... I think this is all splitting hairs, but Mark and the crew are SHOCKED!

This should be a lesson: don't pressure people into telling you stuff! Just drink a Michelob and chill.

The next episode follows in one week, friends!

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.