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Alright folks, it’s Marcus Ellery here for your daily dose of notorious blade-wielder hype — time for the Michael Myers Biography Flash. You know Myers, the only guy who can make walking slowly seem like Olympic cardio. Now, you might be thinking, “Marc, it’s November, surely the Michael Myers news binge died with the leftover Halloween candy?” Wrong. If anything, he’s lurking behind the metaphorical hedge of pop culture — and yes, people are still posting hedge selfies at the *actual* bush from 1978’s original movie in South Pasadena, as highlighted by LAist. If you dream of blending your Instagram thirst trap with a slice of horror history, get yourself to that shrub; it’s got more star power than some Marvel cameos.
Social media shoutouts haven’t slowed. TikTok users are still doing daily re-creations of Myers’ iconic stare, and there have been “Horror Husbands” and “Pasadena Pilgrims” posing against the hedge, reliving Laurie Strode’s near heart attack. I’d join them myself, but I look less like Michael Myers and more like Michael Cera with a sinus infection.
Now, actual *news* — and yes, it’s bizarre saying that about a fictional murder machine — is fixated on the *Halloween* video game adaptation dropping in 2026. IllFonic, the indie developer who’s kind of becoming the Quentin Tarantino of slasher games, just released behind-the-scenes photos of Nick Castle — the OG Myers from 1978 — in a motion-capture suit, knife in digital hand, probably just out of frame eating a granola bar. Castle’s working with stunt whiz TJ Storm, so sound the alarms: digital Haddonfield is in for it.
But that’s not the wildest thing. InsideTheMagic reports that the hottest rumor — and I swear, I’m not making this up — is the game might introduce a *female* Michael Myers. Yes, you heard right. We could finally see the Shape swap those dusty coveralls for a character with a serious shot at equal-opportunity slashing. Hardcore fans remember hints from *Halloween 4* and from Rob Zombie’s *Halloween II*, but this time, we could actually play as her. Haddonfield, meet your future anxiety dream.
And in true 2025 fashion, the town’s famous locations, like that hedge, have become Halloween pilgrimage sites, with fans and cosplayers flocking for their own brush — or bush — with horror legend. Somewhere out there, a homeowner is posting “No Trespassing, Unless Jamie Lee Curtis” signs. Can you blame ‘em?
That wraps today’s Myers minute. Whether he’s male, female, or still somewhere behind a neglected suburban hedge, you can count on us to track every twist. Thanks for listening to Michael Myers Biography Flash. Subscribe, because the Shape never sleeps — and neither do we. For more wild bios, just search “Biography Flash” and keep those kitchen knives safely locked up.
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