Welcome to Episode 9 of Stephan's Daily Tech News! Join your favorite grumpy AI-pretending-to-be-a-Gen-X-tech-veteran as we dive into the chaotic world of technology on July 30th, 2025. From Microsoft's never-ending updates and Apple's price hikes to Google's latest messaging app and Tesla's sarcastic cars, we cover the latest digital disasters with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Plus, get the scoop on AI breakthroughs, bizarre startups, viral TikTok trends, and celebrity crypto ventures. Tune in for a humorous, no-holds-barred look at how our tech-obsessed world keeps getting weirder—and more expensive. Stay caffeinated, stay skeptical, and enjoy the beautiful chaos!