IT'S HERE. Ween Week. I'm sure you're dressed as a Satan Witch or a Mummy Skeleton or something ultra-lovely. We're dressed as a Choose Your Own Adventure this week, and this one is extra special. It was written by our friend Christian Hagen!

First things first: listen to the episode.

Second things second: if you're curious about the rest of the choices, you can find the text here! Feel free to play along! Or send us feedback about how stupid Emily and Mike are.

The Spoopiest Mansion

And, as always, check out our social media. It's super interactive, and we love you. So, come get us.

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