DISCLAIMER: This was originally recorded in 2012, utilising the affordable microphones that were available to amateur artists at the time. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.

Authors extraordinaires Hordriss and Sidriss resume their eternal quest for more and more merchandising dollars, with Sidriss stumbling on an idea that will turn even the reddest of wizards into a fire-breathing snapdragon.

Sidriss the Confused……………………………Rosey Collins
Hordriss the Confuser……………………………Jake Collins

Running time approx 9 minutes.
Scenario by Jake Collins – dialogue improvised by the cast.
Music (title track ‘Frost Waltz’) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com, composers anonymous.
Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers.
Production mixed by Martin Odoni.
Harry Potter is © JK Rowling. The inclusion of this work should not be construed as an endorsement of Rowling's personal views, particularly those concerning gender identity. Trans rights are human rights.

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