It’s Ash Wednesday, which means the folks on Crockett Island don’t go to work, but instead hold the Crock Pot Lunch, where the beer and poison are flowing. Bad news for alcoholics and pregnant people. Sorry, Riley and Erin. The Benjamin Buttoning miracles are in full effect, the most awkward AA meeting ever is held, and Father Paul delivers a homily so riveting that it almost made us want to go to church.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”