This week: In honor of the return of the Florida State Fair, we reminisce on fairs past and memories of Catholic school festivals. The social allegiances made at the fair. Sam's villain era. The wine toss. Bargaining with parents for an armband. The reason Max blames Van Halen for his motion sickness. A hero moment for Max on the Orbiter. Something else is going on inside the Gravitron. What do you do with a 6 foot Tweety Bird? The lucky goldfish. Strawberry picking. We discover the sound effects bar. Smash or Pass on fair foods.