We dive into Miguel Almirón’s return to Atlanta United, debate MLS’s bizarre salary rules (dibs on Ronaldo to Kansas City?), and break down Naomi Girma’s historic $1M transfer. Plus, we roast the Saudi Pro League, show some love for Gotham FC, and tackle our first-ever listener question. It’s late, we’re old, and one of us is sipping a non-alcoholic beer—so settle in, enjoy, and as always… PRAISE MARTA.