Summer's over and New York City is full of ... migrants!

This week's sponsor: a public-private venture by the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security and UPS designed to solve the migrant crisis.

Phil & Bob also discuss:

• Mayor Eric Adams' approach to the migrant issue and why he likes the word "mommy";

• Mitch McConnell' brain freeze;

• Elaine Chao's slippery noodles;

• Phil's own weird seizure history;

• white people's affinity for benzos and scuba diving;

• the reason why Chief Justice John Roberts voted to uphold Obamacare;

• Dick Cheney's acceptance of lesbians; and

• the U.S. Open tennis tournament and bad behavior (both on the court and at the venue).