Podcast about winter: Also some jokes below for those reading this on the website :)

(I know, oldies... but Goodies!)

Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan ? Read

on.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through

18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food

will swim by, you might live in Michigan.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights

each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you

might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

you might live in Michigan .

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the

year, you might live in Michigan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work

there, you might live in Michigan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of

his forehead, you might live in Michigan.

If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live

in Michigan .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might

live in Michigan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who

dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.

You know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/MICHIGANDER when:

1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a

raging blizzard wthout flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including

weddings).

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave

both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows

how to use them.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10.Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled

with snow.

11.You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and

road construction.

12.You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

13.Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next

to your blue spruce.

14.You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

15.Down South to you means Ohio.

16. A brat is something you eat.

17.Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.

18.You go out to fish fry every Friday.

19.Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

20.You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

21.You find 0 degrees "a little chilly".

22.You drink pop and bake with soda.