Mikey Hates Horror Podcast

Whoever "resurrected" this series wasted somebody else's money, and the franchise has never been the same since. I feel bad for Mike Myers in this one...his home was invaded with cameras. Also, why is Jamie Lee Curtis on the front cover like she was important?

Look, I wouldn't have even done a Part 2...but you all are listening, so here it is. I don't want to say anymore, because man...do I have to continue this series? Oh yeah, there's a snake. OH NO.

Bro, we're doing this again? There's a castle. There's evil stuff. And evil stuff happening in a castle isn't good news for anyone. Harry Potter probably won't help though, because he's useless. Part 1...because the movie is 2 hours and 40 minutes.

In the epic finale of this two-part series, we find out that magic wands are dumb and people turn to ash way quicker than you'd expect.

Harry Potter might be magical, but he's selfish. Part II coming soon...because...it's all about Harry.

Harry Potter might be magical, but he's selfish. Part II coming soon...because...it's all about Harry.

Well...someone else wants Sidney Prescott dead. And I don't know why. Why is this happening for a 4th time?

So...we're really doing this again? They made another Scream? Wow. I just....I just can't.

So...we're really doing this again? They made another Scream? Wow. I just....I just can't.

Apparently, it's time to scream again.

I can't believe Dewey is in this movie.

And they're making a Scream 5?

I can't do it anymore.