Milk and Screams

After 4 long years, Jacob and I have made it back to the booth (my kitchen table). We very briefly talk about where we've been (nowhere) and quickly talk about the Red Rising trilogy. Obvious spoiler warnings for this, as we dive into everything Darrow got up to, the betrayals, the best moments, things we wish were different. Consider this your book club meeting if you haven't had anyone to talk to about the series yet, or consider it your introduction to the series that you NEED to read. Enjoy!

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@kyle_jagielski

@JakeYeller1

I'm sure everyone is always tired of hearing about the Karens of the world, so we thought we'd switch it up and involve ourselves. How much would it take to pull us to the other side? What vast amount of things would need to be going wrong for us to begin to transform into the creature we all love to hate? That's what we attempt to find out. Also we try to give Jacob a stage name and realize we're not very creative when we're exhausted. So fun, love you, mwah.

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

There is a site that haunts the internet called urban dictionary. This site has some of the most bizarre phrases for occurrences that you would assume never even happen in the first place. Kyle recently learned of a new one, and it in fact does happen and even has historical roots (unfortunately). So we play a game of figuring out whether Jacob can define what random urban dictionary words mean. After that, we go into our grievances with She-Hulk and debate whether it's because the show is just objectively only okay, or if it's because we've lost the ability to simply enjoy a show for what it is. Have we "grown up" too much? Should we strive to stop "growing up" at all? (I call this Panning, like Peter Pan, I'll add it to urban dictionary later). Come join in on the introspection!

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

Most people grew up with some nickname or another (for better or worse). Today we're talking about the nicknames we've had over the years as well as a new one Kyle has recently picked up at work. We also talk about whatever the fudge it is HBO is doing to slowly hemorrhage themselves of money and subscribers, and us of our joy. Tune in, ya might learn a thing or two. You don't know everything. Stop acting like you do. I don't know where I'm going with this, so enjoy the show!

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

So we're a little sorry about this, but this episode is a lot of Fortnite talk. For some reason, we've both been playing quite a bit and we wanted to talk about it. If that's not your thing, we totally get it, but give it a listen just cuz you like us. We also talk about how Disney operates so strangely when it comes to sickness and pharmaceutical needs in general, so stick around for that as well!\

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

Listen. Chairs are nice. They do a very simple job and they do it pretty well. They have never done it SO well that they should cost more than a down payment on a car (a really crap car, but still). We talk about the restock of the Valkyrae chair and what changes we would make to warrant such a high price point. We also randomly pivot to a discussion about the 5 senses and which one we'd rather lose (there is a correct answer, in our opinion(s)). So join in the fun, laugh with/at us, and when it's over, sit around waiting for the next episode to come out (be honest, what else do you have going on in your life besides us?).

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

Well it's been a while, but we're back, and we're coming at you from apartment 243 for the very last time. Kyle is moving and the roommate era is officially over. Today we're reminiscing on what life has been like living together for the past two years and wondering what the future has for the both of us. The podcast will resume, hopefully more frequently now that we need an excuse to keep up with each other. Tune in for this final roommate episode!

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

Dunkey Videos:

Fall Guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJrNzEurrg4

Elden Ring: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHe05UG0aU

Rocket League: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMfpKQaZKhg&t=145s

Lindsay Ellis:

WHYYYY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CameSDK-2m8

Rhett and Link:

Drake Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbBs5QqiClU

Bruno Mars Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW4ex4SCFBc

Youresoloud (Rhett and Link compilations)

Being Southern Bois: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYZ1SH2sIaE

Link Struggling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7d1WhhGoeE

Smosh:

Try Not To Laugh (Episode 34): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP1m0bGsQCk

Hello we're back and we have reasons but we're not getting in to them here. We're talking about the concept of minimalism. There is definitely such a thing as having too much stuff, but does that mean you should get rid of EVERYTHING nonessential? There's also the case of just simply not being content with where you're at in life. Is condensing your earthly possessions down to necessities and nothing else a solution or just a fantastical cure-all that has no substance? Let's discuss!

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

There are a lot of world records, most of them pointless in nature. Eating a lot of food, collecting a bunch of garbage, doing some activity for some amount of time that's way too long. There are always some you come across that seem quite beatable (at least at first glance). Today we're going through some of the ones we've found that we think we could beat, or even demolish, given the time. Before we get into that, we have a discussion about what our last meal on Earth might consist of if we could choose. This episode is full of information you can take and utilize - foods we love that you might and records that you can try to break yourself if we don't beat you to it. So listen in and join us on the adventure in becoming the best in the world at something!

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1

Well it's been a rollercoaster of a month for the both of us. We get into the specifics of why it took so long to have an episode about entering the new year. It's a bunch of stories involving Covid, kidney stones and a lot of self-reflecting. So we're entering the new year optimistic and ready to achieve some realistic and down-to-earth goals. Join us as we go through the mayhem that the end of 2021 and the beginning of 2022 brought us.

@milkandscreams

@kylejagielski

@JakeYeller1