🎧 Season 2, Episode 1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth Tits
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffee’s burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasn’t figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pit—Josh Scramble—who just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into:

• The biology of the Heavy Uncle – a rare, tank-topped beast who emerges from his garage every May to rock a Megadeth tee and call every band “real music.”
• Moshpit etiquette (spoiler: don’t wear flip-flops).
• An in-depth analysis of the modern-day goth—yes, they still walk among us, and yes, some of them are now surprisingly busty.
• Plus, Scramble’s firsthand report from the festival trenches, where he allegedly wept during a Deftones set and paid $14 for a churro.

🎭 As always, a special shoutout to our friends at Miller Community Theatre for keeping the drama on stage where it belongs.
👕 And massive thanks to our sponsor SoCoolShirts.com, your #1 source for shirts that make your dad uncomfortable and your mom nostalgic.

Rate us, review us, and tell your cousin Randy—Season 2 is officially underway.

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