(Rich, saucy, dramatic, and proudly white‑stuff‑free)

Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to pay for dinner with expired coupons. Today’s recipe is a full‑blown culinary flex: Million Dollar Chicken Loaded Rigatoni — a dish so decadent it should probably come with a financial advisor.