it's big-boy adult-time today on the "internet's most abstinent" podcast. this week I tell a story, rifle through a list of 22 songs that I like a lot and get angry about another YouTuber. flip on your black lights, drain your blue balls and prepare to get weird!

•Jessy Piff - IG: @jessypiff/GT:handwnmandwn712

•Kai Cosgrove/Malakai - IG: @standvictorious

•Spocka Summa - IG: @ispocka / 11/15 Fete Providence, R.I.

©Million Ex Girlfriends (2019)

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