Tim tries to teach Lauren how to play Magic: The Gathering but everyone keeps getting distracted. Plants, cats, and laptops. Tales from Tim's past as a callow youth. Beer confusion! Sauerkraut! Lauren muddles through the basics of Magic. Low Level Rage is accepting beer sponsorships: take note, beer sponsors! A caller calls with an exciting tale of mistaken identity, and Tim takes karaoke to a whole new level.