Do you really need to speak Spanish in Spain? Can you get by with a few words, Google Translate and waving your hands around.

And which company was voted worst Company of the Year in Spain in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2015, and 2016?

This is our real life, in real Spain. Ten years of adventures since swapping our glorious Victorian House in leafy Essex for a tiny flat in a wild Andalusian village. I was once a Radio Producer in London, not a great one.

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