Welcome to the first episode of the Weekly Quarterly Report! Join us this week as we discuss a new AI software designed to cyberbully high schoolers, an investigation into the recently formed Grammar Police, and a special installment of Jazz Noir Radio with Johnny Goodtimes.

This week's sketches include: Jazz Noir Radio; ChatBLY; Defund the Grammar Police.

Guest Artists for this episode: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, and Rhian Jonckowski.

This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.