This week we bring you some clips and bits from our most recent Secret Saturdays episode! Please enjoy Sage and Sarah discussing incredibly topical issues such as: A whole lot of excess cryptid talk, the Crime ABCs, the Smallville cast’s scary sex cults, and the universal experience of getting banned from local eateries as teenagers.

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Theme song is Waste a Moment by Kings of Leon, we do not own this song or any of the music used in the show.