The crisp winds of late September rocked the nearly naked trees outside of the Democratic National Headquarters in Washington D.C. And Though Tom Perez stood alone inside of the building’s briefing room in his dark flowing robes, he wasn’t really in-the-moment. He stared off into the distance saying nothing, much to the alarm of his blue-tinged incorporeal guests—holograms seven in number who hovered slightly above Tom. Each of these guests wore a similar set of dark robes, the attached hoods pulled up and over casting ominous and obscuring shadows over their faces. As alarmed as they appeared they waited patiently for Tom to return from wherever he had gone. This time Tom had gone far back into his early childhood; he was eight and his then-best friend Billy had just taken back the baseball card he had given him seconds prior. Stunned Tom heard his child's voice shout, “But you promised!” In reply Billy only laughed and held out two twisted fingers before saying, “Doesn’t count! I was crossing my fingers behind my back!” Without warning Tom snapped back into the present: late September of 2018. One of the hooded holograms noticed his change in posture and said, “You with us Tom? What do we do about Kavanaugh? Everyone’s saying we go full court on this believe women thing and come out strong for Blasey Ford. Gotta admit it’s good optics...” “I don’t know…” said another hologram “This is risky, we put all our chips down publicly, and it could end up biting us in the ass in the long run.” At this the gathered holograms murmured assent. Tom looked down at his fingers, crossed and uncrossed them a few times and then looked up at his guests. “I have a plan.” He said.

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