Brooke and Katie celebrate Brooke's birthday by talking about processed MEAT, horses being woke, and the Holy Land Experience. Katie recounts her showing of Minions: Rise of Gru dramatically coming to a screeching halt, and gives Brooke a tarot card reading on what she should expect for her 28th year of life. For our NTBABBs we talk about Namjoon posting photos with women all of a sudden, and wedding guests posting photos of themselves with wedding hashtags.