Congrats, M. Night. You broke us. Way to go. You did it. 

In one fell swoop, this movie demolished our belief that every movie has redeeming qualities. I hope you folks like mental breakdowns about utter mediocrity, because that's what you're getting this week. For the love of all that is holy, watch this absolute train wreck before listening. You'll still be confused, but at least you'll get where we're coming from with our impassioned ranting. Christ.

Featuring: a film major's second student film, a plant militia, and a series of bio-electrical impulses.