This week Brian and Steve were forced by their patrons to watch the soulless, charmless remake of an okay Eli Roth film. What happens when you strip all the quirk, comedy, acting chops, and art from a film and replace it with greed driven, Trump adjacent Mar a Lago wives? Garbage. Garbage so bad it makes you fondly pine for the edgelord original film. Don't watch this horror film made by nobodies, starring nobody. Instead, listen to us make fun of it. 

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