In 1930, “Showboat” Fisher would log an April for the ages: .462 BA, 24 hits, 6 2B, 1 HR, 17 RBI, .541 OBP, .635 SLG, 1.176 OPS, and #1 Nickname. Unfortunately for him, these would constitute about a quarter of his career numbers, as the Minnesotan minor league star was never able to mimic this monthlong mashing.

He also–according to reliable sources–was quite attractive.