Feel the holiday spirit with this slightly inebriated blow-by-blow on the Highlander adjacent property, Christmas Crime Story, starring Adrian Paul. In this Christmas clunker, a seemingly disconnected crew of detestable characters finds that their lives are connected in unexpected ways--- most of which involve them killing each other, trying to kill each other, or indirectly causing a mall Santa to commit suicide. Yeah... it gets dark and confusing pretty quickly. The Rewatchers discuss Adrian Paul's performance as a hallucinating trust fund baby with a flare for photography, try to figure out whether the groan inducing shades-at-night dweeb is really a cop or a hit man, and gag as Keith forces them to try durian flavored wafers (barf).