Quote Corner gets us going this week (still no jingle). Bill and Matt discuss how school ruins everything. Two world-class quitters explain how to quit with purpose. Bill finds emotional connection in an Argentinian bodega. The fellas exchange tragic Google Translate stories. Praise abounds for Bruce Altman. Is Moss getting beat down or is he just getting mad? Do they do celebratory ass-slaps in that back room? 'Cause no one wants an ass slap from Jude Ciccolella. Despite the fellas' Italian heritage, they have NO idea how to pronounce "Ciccollela." Do you like a Nutella? Don't ever judge another man's ass-eating habits. Matt's a vegan & Bill eats like a 7-year-old who lives in a dumpster outside of a candy store near a toxic waste dump. Matt wants to stop doing the podcast with Bill... again. Soylent is on the menu this week and it seems like Roma might be too stingy to buy a coworker lunch. Speaking of lunch, Blake ain't got no beef with Roma.