George Hendricks hails from all over, and is a certified malcontent/ne’er-do-well. He can often be found cracking wise, taking no guff, and drinking some cold ones down by The Stick. He’s currently working on two different minute by minute podcasts because he thinks sleep and free time make you weak. Hunt him up on Twitter @g_fourth, @waitaduneminute, or @themogwaiminute and try and get him to make stupid puns. He will not disappoint.

Nancy O’Kane, better known in Internet circles as “The Captain”, is much more comfortable watching movies than talking about them. Nevertheless, she has succumbed to the charms of her husband and agreed to take part in his podcast. When she’s not talking about George Kennedy and his cigars, she’s a full time student majoring in history and minoring in classics. She’s also busy being a caretaker to Rio, the most neurotic dog on the planet. Rio is afraid of thunder, lawnmowers, and plastic bags.

Mel gets ready to head out to the field while Harry and Bert listen to the aircraft radio.

“Global Two,” responds the Cleveland ATC operator,”will relay your condition and request.” Mel grabs his gloves and heads out of his office.

“Keep monitoring, Bert,” says Mel. “I’ll be in Mobile One. If any change, call me.”

“Global Two, this is Cleveland Center,” says the ATC operator on the radio as Mel leaves.

Meanwhile, on Flight Two, Stewardess Maria is telling everyone to remove their eyeglasses.

“Take off your eyeglasses and return your seats to their upright positions,” says Cy, in the Tourist s