We're thrilled to welcome Cassandra Fredrickson of Lord of the Rings Minute to our podcast, even if she was not thrilled by the movie MASH. This is the Maine minute where we debate where Hawkeye went to school, if Northern New England is a exactly a hotbed of college football fandom, the higher education opportunities for moose, and what you should call that thing that you drink water from. This minute we learn how Trapper John got his nickname and it... is... not a cool story, bro.