If I can get a word in here, I'd like to welcome you to the latest of these digital chit-chats.  We open, after a manner becoming our age, with Pushy Muldowney telling of her annual run-in with a pervy Santa.  Then a dramatic re-creation follows of an unfortunate attempt at a hand-off.  Grady Dennis then just has to have some cowboy boots.  And, lastly but greatly, Ginger Kearns has another holiday story about her father...and his flip phone.  Ring-ring!!