Only from the mind of Capt. John would this even be dreamt from. For all you Chief Cooks and Bottle Washers.He wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We would like to really thank the talented singing voices of: In order of days. (1 – 12) Cookie Colletti Murray Retread Alexa Chipman Johnnie T Cheryl Cunningham Steve Carter Janet Green Alex Gilmore Clem Retread Alan Anderton Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard Christopher “Chip” Joel And a VERY special thank you for our pianist: Kristen Zaza Writer: Capt. John Tadrzak Post-Production: Jim Smagata Sound effects: Jim Smagata Music Kristen Zaza This has been an original production from Misfitsaudio.com Copyright © 2009. The Twelve Days of Christmas A HOUSEWIFE’S (PERSON) version On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A washing machine in a small room On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two laundry soaps On the Third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three Clothes Softeners On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four Bleach Bottles On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five STINKING SHORTS On the […]