Camille Schrier, the new Miss Virginia, is an inspirational figure. A group call Project Reconciliation is working on purchasing the Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion in an effort to bring control back to Canadian First Nations. Professor Satish Kumar recycles end-life plastic into gasoline. Also, some new segments for trial!

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Miss Virginia’s Explosive Victory

Discount Dutch Store is Coming to Canada to Take All Your Money

Muji

Western Canadian First Nations Group Making Bid to Purchase Trans Mountain Pipeline Also Another Article from CTV

Satirical News Articles

• Baby Crow’s First Word “Caw” – The Onion
• “Our Concentration Camps Are Safer Than Our Schools” Trump Assures Democrats – Rochdale Herald
• Millenial Contract Killer Struggles in Gig Economy – The Beaverton
• Face It: Things Can’t Be Going Well For You If You’re Turning To This List Of People Who Found Success Later In Life For Comfort – Clickhole
• Elderly Woman Accused of Training Her 65 Cats to Steal from Neighbours – World News Daily Report

Professor Satish Kumar Develops Plastic Pyrolysis, a Method of Converting End-Life Plastic to Petroleum Fuel

Infantile Donald Trump Balloon

Jack Nicholson Joker: “He Stole My Balloons!”