We apologize for our absence. We have been surfing up and down the east coast of C̵͙͂ĩ̵̩n̸̼̆n̶̠̔ä̴̭́b̶̳̒ã̸̻r̶̙͗ ̷̠͐I̷̳̚s̸͚̈́l̶͇͛a̷̡͛n̶̝͝d̷̞́ and we encounter some sort of Pokemon. Is it a pokemon? W̸͜͝ë̸̫́ ̴̟̽a̴̪͒r̶̯̒e̵̠̾n̶͈̓'̷̘̂t̷̫̅ ̶͘ͅş̴̒ȗ̸͔r̵̼̐ê̴͔,̵̟̈́ ̴̯̽b̴̩̊u̵̽ͅt̶̰̔ ̷̱̇t̴͙̽h̴͇̓é̸͎ world around us has become strange. ̷̳̋Ị̴̽̿t̵̜͌̂'̷͍͋š̷̛͎ ̷͍̳͛̉l̶͚̑ͅi̷͉̬̎̽ḱ̴̠̮̾e̴̹̅ ̷͎̒̑ͅt̸̩̿h̷̗̹́e̷̠̿ ̶̢̺͂ḁ̴̒i̶̯͙̓r̶̥̜͂ ̸̠͆͑į̸́t̶̠͍͛s̸̟̆̄e̴̘̋͋l̵̠͕̿f̷̟̆ ̴̨͆̎h̶̢̄̚ą̸̧̑͋s̴̱̈́ ̷͍̟͗͛b̷̦̯̈́͘e̷͕̪̋̿ë̴̲͌͜ṅ̷͈̀ ̴̭̠͐c̴̟͍̈̽ǒ̷͈r̴͈̆̓ȑ̷̦̼͒u̷̬͕̒p̸̮̅̓t̶̗͂ͅȇ̸͕̄d̶̃͜.̶̟͆ ̴̮̑͠S̸̨͙̊e̸̹̫͒̀n̷̪̪̚d̵͕͈̾͝ ̸̆͐ͅH̴̢͔̀̌e̸̥̅l̵̨̨̛p̷͓͒͐!̸͔͌̂