We’re fortunate to be able to bring you, through the medium of the CNN (the Clacks News Network) and with the assistance of Ponder Stibbons and Lao Tze, the inimitable Mistress Esmerelda “Granny” Weatherwax.

What more need we say? 

This week’s question for the Season 8 contest is: “Who was Galder Weatherwax, what was his relationship to Granny Weatherwax, and how did he meet his end?”  

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We are deeply grateful to Susan Alexander for providing the voice of Granny for this episode. A thousand thank you’s, Susan!

GNU Terry Pratchett

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