Sticky loses to an old man at tennis, and MJ texts her "number neighbor" while Shawn remains misanthropic. We remember our first cars, and join the re-vulva-lution with some good, old fashioned vagina talk. Nerd Stuff has news on the Lord of the Rings TV series, Home Alone, Crisis on Infinite Earths and more. Cars is our musical theme, with songs by Blind Melon, Lightnin' Hopkins, and Tom Waits.