A woman divorces her husband after she didn't miss him while on vacation. Maney washes something LauRen thinks is disgusting in the dishwasher. Being broken up with on vacation. We're sending you to paradise! LauRen sent her husband to the store to get one thing and he came back with something else. Random people in your contact list. Driving home to take care of business. Break-up texts to use instead of ghosting someone.