1st of my old time bartender buddies, and good friend PINEAPPLE BJ, joins me on the Pod! He pours us a couple bourbons as we shatter the glass on the Jim Carrey classic, THE CABLE GUY! Topics of discussion : The legend of Pineapple Larry's, Gang initiations, and AK-47s! Taking a chance on himself, braving the stage as a stand-up comedian. Bribes, lonely housewives, and the myth behind servicemen in porn plots. My girlfriend's grandma, cable prices today, cable descramblers, and late night titties. Making friends as an adult, dating customers, and the pizzas in the fucking oven! Women and their games, time apart, and what's good for the goose is good for the gander! Testosterone, fighting the good fight, being competitive, staying SEXY, and staying TOXIC! Mariah Carey's cat, and Darth Vaders COCK! Mid Evil Times, second chances, and buying your buddy a prostitute. Breaking up with you guy friends, getting dumped by your guy friends, and PORNO PASSWORD!! Being raised by the TV, cell phone addiction, relationship problems in regards, and making a point to put the fucking things down!!