We love bringing you a good rankings episode so why not bring you another one right now as we sit down to rank the secondary Bond girls that we weren’t able to rank when we ranked all the main Bond girls! Why is this episode so long? Why is this episode all kinds of crazy? How on earth do we get so heated over our number 12 picks? What does Shrek have to do with anything this episode? Which secondary Bond girl brings out a pretty full on reaction from one of our hosts? Why is this list the most diverse and interesting one we have ever done? Who nearly has a stroke a few times during some of the rankings? And seriously, how the hell does this episode end up so bloody long? Get yourself ready for a long one as you have some fun in the best possible way you can!

Episode #87 - Moderate O’Toole - Ranking The Secondary Bond Girls

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Last week we celebrated the most beautiful man alive with his 71st birthday. That’s right, Pierce Brosnan got a year older but another year more beautiful. So what better way to celebrate him and that occasion than with a special episode dedicated to the man himself at a very special event in Sydney! To celebrate him, a special double screening of two of his Bond films was held, with both Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies screening to a dedicated group of fans in the Harbour City. Of course this meant Ben went along to check out the films to subtly brag to Colin & Noah that he has seen them on the big screen, but also speak to the fans in attendance, as well as James Bond Downunder founder Jimmy Roberts and the director of The Other Fellow Matt Bauer, to learn just why they all love Pierce Brosnan and why he is the GOAT. And the most beautiful man alive. That too. Because we know it’s true! So sit back, relax and listen to another epic episode where we get to glow all things Pierce in the best possible way!

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Episode #148 - The Most Beautiful Man Alive - Pierce Brosnan Birthday Spectacular

Another rankings episode coming your way today as we get into the nitty gritty of your favourite franchise by ranking all the unique gun barrel sequences that (mostly) start every single film! Why has Colin failed to show up again? Why is Die Another Day set to once again get blasted? What does Aaron Carter have to do with anything? Why does Only Fans have to do with anything? Are we surprised to learn where poo comes from? Why does Timothy Dalton look like he needs to do a poo? Why do we want so many of these gun barrel poses on a poster on a wall? Why could we watch Pierce Brosnan walking all the time? Which names from Bond are the most Bondian sounding? And are we pro or anti knee? Get your fix, get your bullet and get your talking ready to go in another epic episode!

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Episode #147 - That’s Where Poo Comes From! - Ranking The Gun Barrels

It’s that time to get excited once more as we get into rankings and rank the things you like! This time we’re ranking all 25 films and their titles, a list that we know you’ve been waiting for and one that even we don’t know how will turn out! Just why is Colin missing again? How is this the most spread out list we’ve ever done? Does Ben’s criteria make any sense for his rankings? Why is Noah defending some titles we never thought he would? What does Steven Seagal have to do with anything? Who are Suckmoore and Cockpuncher? Are we weirdly addicted to kid’s reviews of James Bond movies now? What is a Stuncle? Should we listen to more songs by The Knack? And how on earth do we get our end rankings so weird? It’s an interesting episode that will once again bring you some interesting things to listen to so get to it!

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Episode #146 - Talk To My Ass - Ranking The Titles

We’re apparently on a bit of a roll with the rankings which means it’s time to bring you another episode of ranking things, this time with the entire gang back together (thanks Colin) as we rank all the 12 directors of the James Bond franchise in a list that we know will cause some debate! Why are we so judgmental on people’s names this episode? Why isn’t Ben controversial for once? Why is Colin controversial for once? What do we think of Gorillas in the Mist? Should people with two first names be trusted? Is a movie that looks dated a good or a bad thing on this podcast? What questions would we ask Lee Tamahori? Why aren’t we ranking Danny Boyle? What does ratio have to do with anything? Is the word penalised funny? And why do we want to glob glob glob all the way in this episode? It’s another fun time that you won’t want to miss! So tune in!

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Episode #145 - Beavers In The Mist - Ranking The Directors

After a ranking episode you loved a few weeks ago, let’s get into another one that you’ll love just as much as we rank both the entrances of all the actors to play James Bond as well as their exits from the franchise in another random yet fun list! Why has Colin once again not bothered to show up? Why is one of these lists rather easy and the other rather hard? Why do we feel for Roger Moore this episode? Is Colin over it being a blinking fish? What does Russia have to do with this episode? Why is there so much poo talk and why is it funny? What do nuns have to do with anything and why are so interested in milking them? Speaking of milking, are we milking jokes for all they’re worth once again on this show? And why are we all of a sudden more excited to rank in our next episode? Get your exits and entrances ready for another episode you can’t miss!

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Episode #87 - Moderate O’Toole - Ranking The Secondary Bond Girls

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