In Episode 5 of Modern Day Man, the boys go fully off the rails — and straight into the Twilight Zone of masculinity.

East Side Dave Portnoy (yes, you read that right) sits down for a deeply confusing and strangely respectful interview with Zohran Mamdani, a Democratic Socialist from Queens who might be the first politician to survive a conversation with Dave.

Meanwhile, the studio unveils its brand-new sign, Dave opens up about almost joining the military, and after weeks of conflict, we close the book on the Supercuts Saga… but not without one last parting shot.

This episode has it all:
🪧 Signage that screams legitimacy
🎖️ War stories from a guy who never enlisted
✂️ Haircut closure, at long last
🗳️ The strangest political interview ever recorded
👕 XX-XY Clothing and Pink Chew still keepin’ it hard and handsome

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